Hellmaster

Hellmaster

Directed by Douglas Schulze

A mad professor at a rural campus injects students with a drug to make them superhuman mutants.

A mad professor at a rural campus injects students with a drug to make them superhuman mutants.

Cast: John Saxon, David Emge, Amy Raasch

Member Reviews

Worth a watch, but not because it's good. The script feels like whoever wrote it knew that humans exchange sentences to communicate but had never bothered to figure out the connecting logic between such exchanges. The editing kills *any* tension there might've been, and the plot is 5 different partial recipes mixed into a bowl while hoping for the best. Bad guy: "God is Dead." Hero: "No, death is mortal. Life is immortal. God is life. Therefore God is immortal." Bad guy: "Words" -proceeds to get killed- "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (for several minutes)" -dies-

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1 month ago

I'll give 2 skulls for they're effort.

puddlepuss
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5 months ago

I wish even a molecule of this movie had made sense. The dialogue is so intensely bad that it muddles the movie to the point that I couldn't tell you what happened. I also love the way they had some actors mic'd for sound, some not, some ADR, some not. Really gave the whole thing a dumpster quality that can't be beat.

PinkDruidess
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5 months ago

hilarious. I like the part where she's saying life and god are immortal so life is god and the bad guy responds with "words" and like 15 seconds of laughing hahaha

Groteska
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6 months ago

So bad I had to write a review. I think it was trying to be 5+ different movies all at once and none of it really worked for me.

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7 months ago