The Night of the Virgin
Directed by Roberto San Sebastian
In one of the wildest, bloodiest horror comedies of the year, Nico, a naive twenty year old, is determined to lose his virginity at a New Year's Eve party. When he finds Medea, a cunning and attractive mature woman, he follows her home with the promise of finally going the distance. There's only one problem: Instead of celebratory sex, he receives an intense lecture about the Nepalese goddess Naoshi and finds a cup of menstrual blood in the bathroom. Things go from perverse to worse when Medea's jealous boyfriend arrives, trapping Nico in the apartment with the steadily growing suspicion that Naoshi is no myth.
Nico is determined to lose his virginity at a New Year's Eve party, but his wish is granted for the price of a night of horrors.
Cast: Javier Bodalo, Miriam Martin, Victor Amilibia, Ignatius Farray, Rocio Suarez
I bet Tom Six is nodding his head in approval somewhere
The lesson here is never follow a chic back to her place, always, always take them to your flat!
she puts a cell phone up her pussy
FINALLY a movie that answers the age-old question: Why should you NOT lick menstrual blood from a dirty Qtip?
Too. fucking. long.