Directed by Andrew Jordan
Don Drake and his best friend Fred have disappeared after travelling to a remote California cabin to visit Don's deranged brother Doug and his wife, Susan. The visit turns into a hideous life and death struggle. Don's fanatical desire but inability to father children has driven him to horrifying action. He's forced his wife to undergo a twisted and dangerous experiment which results in hatching a non-human life form in her womb. And now the THINGS want out.
When Don Drake and his best friend Fred disappear after travelling to a remote California cabin, dangerous experiments occur which results in a non-human life form.
Cast: Barry J. Gillis, Amber Lynn, Bruce Roach, Doug Bunston, Jan W. Pachul
it truly is Things
This is now my replacement for sleeping pills
Okay, I'm giving this five skulls on the grounds that it was f*cking HILARIOUS. 'Things' is terrible, yes. But it's so terrible, it is comedy gold. If you like movies that are so bad, it's funny, WATCH THIS. You will walk away forever changed, maybe for the better.
“Ah! I hammered your head in! Are you alright?”
The one and only. Cannot be imitated.